Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.