My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.