I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.