I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.