Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.