Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).