Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).