Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.