I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.