At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.