It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.