If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.