Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.