Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.