Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.