I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.