I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.