History, having destroyed the religion as the opium of the people, now requires that they be given a taste of the real stuff.

History, having destroyed the religion as the opium of the people, now requires that they be given a taste of the real stuff.

Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

Strange how much simple wisdom there is to be found in the deformed head and unprepossessing carcase of your typical London cabbie.

There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible.

Anyone in England who puts himself forward to be elected to a position of political power is almost bound to be socially or emotionally insecure, or criminally motivated, or mad.