Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.