Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.