Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
Aziz AnsariOne of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
Aziz AnsariRegardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
Aziz AnsariI went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.
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