I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.

This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.