I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are... Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We are all struggling for definition in a world that resists our increase.

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.