Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.
Everyone just did what their parents did. So that immediately made me skeptical of the whole religion thing, even as a kid. So I never was really into religion as a concept.
No one's trying to get with jugglers.
I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.