I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.