I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.