You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.