Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are... Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We are all struggling for definition in a world that resists our increase.
You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.
No one's trying to get with jugglers.
I prefer being totally sober myself.
I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.