Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.