Everyone's first thought is "These women are going to take advantage of you" or "Someone's only going to date you because you're famous." That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.