I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
Aziz AnsariAs I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.
Aziz AnsariI talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.
Aziz AnsariI live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.
Aziz AnsariI was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Aziz AnsariI went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.
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