I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.