A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.