For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
Aziz AnsariComedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
Aziz AnsariOne of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.
Aziz Ansari