Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.