When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

I know when someone that's not you tries to tell your story, especially when you don't look like the person whose story you're trying to tell, you're going to screw it up. And the only way to get it right is to have them be as involved as possible.

I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.