When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

Everyone just did what their parents did. So that immediately made me skeptical of the whole religion thing, even as a kid. So I never was really into religion as a concept.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

I think when people talk about improvising it turns into this silly thing like, "Oh there's like a hula hoop there and I'm like 'Oh what's going on here? Is this a really big ring?'"

Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!