When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.

Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.