Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz AnsariI went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.
Aziz AnsariOh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Aziz AnsariAt the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.
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