Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon. Which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer, or something, which I think was Shakespeare.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.