You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.