Come on, man, I got a full beard!
A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'
Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.
My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.