You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

Everyone just did what their parents did. So that immediately made me skeptical of the whole religion thing, even as a kid. So I never was really into religion as a concept.