You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I've never done online dating.

I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?