I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'