I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I've never done online dating.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!