One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.