You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.