You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon. Which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer, or something, which I think was Shakespeare.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

I think absurdist humor is funny.