I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!