Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.