Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!