To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.