I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.