I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

No one's trying to get with jugglers.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.