Come cook food with me and do nothing.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

Instead of yelling your opinion, or telling people to shut up, or engaging in this clickbait-internet culture, have a dialogue with someone and ask people questions and listen to what they have to say.