I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.