You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.