I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!