I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.