I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.