I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.