I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.