Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.