Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
Aziz AnsariReally good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.
Aziz AnsariI have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
Aziz AnsariDo you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?
Aziz AnsariWhen I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
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