Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

I think when people talk about improvising it turns into this silly thing like, "Oh there's like a hula hoop there and I'm like 'Oh what's going on here? Is this a really big ring?'"

Everyone's first thought is "These women are going to take advantage of you" or "Someone's only going to date you because you're famous." That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.