If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.