I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!