I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
I don't like Paris so much.