I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.