One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.