One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

It's kinda all about image.

I don't like Paris so much.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.