Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!