Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.