I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
I don't like Paris so much.
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.