I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
I want to make my own movie.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.