Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
I don't like Paris so much.